The The United Empire of Southern Song Dynasty is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Yan Zhuyue with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.25 billion Celestial Citizens are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Enternal Tranqulity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Celestia economy, worth 387 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 172,126 Dragon Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,554,578 per year while the poor average 2,304, a ratio of 674 to 1.

The Southern Song Dynasty Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Southern Song Dynasty's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship for the Celestial Kingdom.

Southern Song Dynasty is ranked 156,274^th in the world and 49^th in China for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 91.58 on the Clooney Contribution Index.